The After Christmas Sale at Sak's
My friend Peter, former window dresser, costume designer and devoted gay son, loves to act as his mother's personal stylist. Today he thought he'd take advantage of the after Christmas sale at Sak's Fifth Avenue. After selecting several gowns to take home for her perusal and carrying them around the store, a very PC sales lady asked him "Would you like a dressing room?" to which Peter replied in disgust "I beg your pardon! Do look like a 12?"